FLIPPA MAFIA - caught pan a boat

Everybody know the floss-er he is but jah know Flippa you couldn't just build. For a man who boast and brag about how him have whole heap a money and a dash it all bout, how can you face Jamaica now since dem catch you a steal wey pan boat.

When i was smaller mi granny use to tell mi bout people who run wey pan banana boat but mi neva know sey a big business now and it so expensive. $200,000+ Flippa?!! On top of that they are going to deport you baxide. No man, after all that brag and boast one would think you're a regular traveler. Never thought i would live to see this day.

I would love to see FLIPPA MAFIA coming back to JA as a deportee. That would be priceless! Will he have a Limo waiting for him or perhaps a GUCCI plastic bag with a one hot suit. Or will he come out of the airport dashing money in the air. Well a really hope if him have any money him fi dash it wey at the airport cause right now things look sticky for that new airline that tek over from Air J. Help dem out FLIPPA when you a come through, dem need all the help dem can get.

Living Dead because of GREY GOOSE - This one is for the Ladies

Ladies watch this video on youtube. I know how some man stay so let mi tell you straight, before you even try open the link, the man buddy is out a door. As for his friends that took so long to put him in the van, this could be a good Ad for sneakers "NOT GOING ANYWHERE FOR A WHILE? GRAB A SNEAKER". Please listen carefully cause mi need somebody fi tell mi if one lady really bawl out "FIX HIM BUDDY!!' I have nothing more to say about this video but please drink responsibly when you go street. Please see video link below.
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Elephant Man - CRIBS

What can I say about this clip. This video is definitely funnier than Ity and Fancy cat comedy show. I am having a very hard time describing this video but is one thing I'm sure of, IT FUNNY AS HELL.

Now how Elephantman fi sey he is a bird lover and don't even know the name of his birds. Ele talk to mi. You might not see the entire color for the house in this video since it was still under construction but you cant miss this multicolored house once you touch Smokeyvale side. It is the brightest house in Jamaica.

I watch this video like 20 times and couldn't stop laughing (LMAO). NO, Ele you need fi write a play or something. You house big still and you clearly love you granny. As for the dogs in the video, the MaiNGEY DWAG out of the lot is call 'JUCK GYAL'.

NO Ele you tek the cake. All who can't drink LIME, oh sorry, LEMONADE it name according to Ele in Hennessy a bat. Not a word said I, just watch.

Vybz Kartel - A wey you get dah new clarks deh dawdi?

People let mi tell you; listen to me, in Jamaica right now we cannot find any Clarks in any shoes store. SELL OFF!!! Now Vybz I think the company that make such shoes should pay you for this. People don't even bother waste your time to go buy one; none nuh deh bout.

Now big up to the REAL Man dem who have been wearing Clarks from longtime. As for the Jamaican man dem who just a jump pan di bandwagon big BBBOOOOO!! for you.

Well i know Vybz is definitely wearing the real thing but since the song touch di road i see some FAKE ASS CLARKS or WANNA BE CLARKS a sport. Can somebody tell me if Clarks really make their shoes in polka-dot pattern? Somebody told me that it is fake so I'm really trying to find out. Cause when i go to the Clarks website i dont see any Polka-dot but maybe I'm the ignorant one.

Now the song bad! but mi nuh too sure about the video. What is the point of having GAZA SLIM in the back of the Van using an OLD TOOTH BRUSH cleaning off some Clarks? Definately a shot dem put in to fluff up the video.

Well big up to the Director still, him a try a ting (keyword him a try). What a way certain Director N R never direct this one. Anyways watch this video and let me know whats up. Remember to tell mi if Clarks make polka-dot shoes

Gold Digga or Is It Reality?

My girl Teairra a go hard. What a way she not afraid fi speak her mind. She is blatantly a tell the whole world that is only man money she want. Now i have to wonder if she could be brave enough to call a Jamaican man sponsor. Anyways i'm not player hating cause whole heap a man a SPONSOR and don't even know.

What a way Soulja Boy not afraid to tell us that he can be used. Call me anytime Soulja Boy since you have no problem spending your entire bank account on the ladies.

Well my man spend on me but i dont dear call him a sponsor.

Check out this video and tell mi what you feel.